The Process

We've made things as simple as possible. Get the copy you need without the gnashing of teeth.

Step 1

You subscribe. We meet once for 30 minutes. Start submitting requests via Trello and we're off to the races.

Step 2

We knock out your copy requests one at a time and send them via Google docs within 24-72 hours. You get unlimited revisions.

Step 3

Pause your plan any time or keep the requests coming. We offer maximum flexibility and stay quick on our toes.

Web copy,
pitch decks,
social posts,
ad copy...

Features

It's almost like having Shakespeare, Mark Twain, and Kurt Vonnegut in the attic.

Infinite Requests

Queue up as many as you want. We tackle them one at a time and don’t stop till you’re happy.

Fast Turnaround

All requests are sent back to you within 24 hours (>500 words) or 72 hours (>2000 words).

Workable Stuff

Avoid sprawl, tunnel vision, and paralysis. We’ll happily kill your darlings and bring them back better.

Big Tent

Web copy, pitch decks, social media, advertising, blog posts—eat the whole elephant.

Needs-based

Pause your subscription and bank any leftover days. Cancel whenever you like.

Your Voice

We work hard to write like you. Even your mother won’t be able to tell the difference.

Plans

Simple pricing, straightforward plans.

FAQs

How are requests broken down?

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Do you use AI?

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Do you do technical writing?

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